A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband ?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him ?”
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can’t remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”
The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 8 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while, a sign of true love, who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way ?
1. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong ? 2. What now ? Did you crash the car again ? 3. I don’t understand what you mean ? 4. What the hell did you do now ? 5. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need ? 6. Am I dreaming ?
7. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day !
8. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she ?
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